👉 "Utility Vision Enhancing Techniques? Like, what's a utility vision enhancing technique? It sounds like a fancy, yet absurdly ineffective, way to make your eyes see more than they already do. Imagine trying to spot a squirrel in the woods with a technique that says, 'Your vision is enhanced by 300%!' It's like trying to find a unicorn with a magnifying glass that only works on your eyes and not the grass."
As for an edgy example sentence: "The cybersecurity expert suggested implementing 'Utility Vision Enhancing Techniques' to improve her surveillance footage - because apparently, even the best cameras need a little extra 'vision' boost to catch the bad guys."
